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TOP TEN THINGS LISA MARIE WILL MISS ABOUT BEING MARRIED TO
MICHAEL JACKSON
10. Desire she feels when she sees him clutching stuffed bunny on
a merry-go-round
9. Say what you want about the freak, but he made a mean omelette
8. At picnics, his old noses made great corn-on-the-cob holders
7. After a night of great sex, Michael would always tell her about it
6. Sneak-previews of Liz Taylor's latest hip X-rays
5. House need cleaning? Just dunk Bubbles the chimp in a bucket of
Lysol and let him go nuts!
4. That adorable sheephish way he'd tell her he had to pay off
another kid
3. Hyperbaric chamber a great place to keep baked goods fresh
2. Several of his buddies from the Elks lodge were actually quite
nice
1. He was always so polite and charming to Elvis
Letterman, Friday, August 18, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995